VINCE?
YEAH, HONEY?
AM I THE MOST BEAUTIFUL GIRL IN THE WORLD?
WHAT? I MEAN, YES. OF COURSE YOU ARE.
OBJECTIVELY?
TO ME YOU ARE.
THAT’S NOT WHAT I ASKED, VINCE. AM I LITERALLY THE MOST BEAUTIFUL GIRL IN THE WORLD?
I HAVEN’T MET EVERY GIRL IN THE WORLD, HONEY, BUT YOU’RE VERY PRETTY. SO MAYBE. CAN WE JUST GET BACK TO-
DO YOU WANT TO MEET EVERY GIRL IN THE WORLD?
NO, JESSICA. I DON’T EVEN WANT TO MEET MOST OF THE PEOPLE I WORK WITH. WHY DON’T WE JUST MAKE LOV-
BUT LIKE, IF WE WENT ON VACATION TO A TROPICAL ISLAND DO YOU THINK YOU’D FIND THE LOCALS WITH THEIR DARKER HAIR AND AMPLE BOTTOMS MORE PHYSICALLY DESIRABLE THAN ME?
HONEY, PLEASE. PLEASE. I THINK YOU’RE BEAUTIF-
DO YOU WATCH SEXY VIDEOS ON THE INTERNET WHEN I’M AT WORK?
GOD DAMN IT.
Omg this.
I love you too, Heath Ledger Joker that I almost never talk to, in-character.
….I love you. XDDDD
Edited, for people’s laughing pleasure.
Jack and Bruce when Bruce is DRUUUUUNK~.. |D